Tuesday, July 03, 2018

An Immersive Experience

I generally stay away from subjects as trivial as sport. Various physical games are useful in bringing up healthy children, but professional sport is part of a system of organized distraction—entertainment. I like draw a distinction between entertainment and fun: it’s fun if you make it yourself and it requires some amount of work on your part; if you just passively sit and soak it in, it’s entertainment. Hiking up a mountain is fun; watching someone climb Mount Everest—unless you are preparing to do so yourself—is entertainment and therefore a waste of your time. I have a lot of fun observing the as of yet incomplete collapse of Western civilization, and this is not a waste of my time—or yours—because I am preparing to survive it, as should you.

But I suppose there are times when the form of organized distraction that is professional sport escapes the realm of the trivial and approaches the sublime, and it’s starting to seem that the World Cup that is currently underway in Russia is just such a happening, and it has forced me to pay attention to it—by no means just for the sake of football, although the twists and turns of this tournament have been quite curious. Nobody could have predicted that some of the strongest teams—Germany and Spain—would be eliminated before the quarter-finals, or that the latter of them would be eliminated by Russia. Russian footballers are not known for winning internationally. A popular joke goes: What does Russia want for New Year? (Christmas, which is on January 7th, is not a gift-giving occasion.) New legs for its footballers! That Russia made it into the quarter-finals is already a huge victory and a minor miracle, and there is much dancing in the streets. Akinfeev, the Russian goalkeeper to whom the team owes its victory over Spain several times over, has become a national hero and an internet meme.

But you can read all about it elsewhere. This is one of the few occasions where the Western press is providing reasonably accurate coverage. What is far more interesting to me is the reaction to the thousands of people from all over the world who have flooded into Russia to watch this event and to take part in the festivities, including ten thousand football fans from the US whose national team didn’t even qualify to compete. Such a large American presence is surprising, since their countrymen tend to prefer various homespun games, such as the one in which men run around a field clutching an oblong object and give each other concussions, or the ball-and-stick game in which men mostly just stand around, spit a lot and endlessly adjust their caps. Most of the rest of the world doesn’t care at all about them; the truly international game is football.

What’s really important is that all of these football fans got to see Russia for themselves, without any unhelpful interference from Western media mouthpieces which see it as their mission to endlessly smear Russia. Many people, Europeans and Americans especially, went to Russia expecting to find it as described by their media: a dark, gloomy place, run down and dirty, with rude and unhelpful service, thuggish and corrupt officials, and, to top it off, very dangerous. What they found instead was a friendly, hospitable, clean, safe, brightly lit country geared up to create the best party atmosphere imaginable. It was a public relations breakthrough. Their firsthand experience of life in Russia will make it a bit more difficult for their national media back home to continue selling them disinformation about Russia. But I am sure that it will still try, because of a combination of institutional inertia and ingrained anti-Russian bias.

As an example of such failing efforts at cooked up, slanted coverage, a couple of British correspondents wrote of people giving the Nazi salute and singing “Hitler youth songs” in a bar. This was in Volgograd, formerly Stalingrad, where the Nazi invaders were stopped and turned back—a place where wartime memories are still fresh and where, you’d think, someone giving the Nazi salute would get thrashed. The entire vignette, as reported, seemed much too ludicrous, and so some Russian journalists went in to investigate. Sure enough, they did discover that some people in a bar in Volgograd gave the Nazi salute. They were drunk, and they were… British football fans. Nobody there took offense or gave them any trouble. Perhaps it wasn’t just drunken stupidity but a bit of reconnaissance-in-force: go to Stalingrad and pretend to be a Nazi, just to see if the place is really safe. Three decades ago some Russian friends of mine did something similar in the US: they bought a few jugs vodka, stole a fire truck and drove it across a state line into Alabama drinking vodka and hollering Russian songs. For this rambunctious behavior they got to spend a couple of nights in county jail and were released. The US was safe… at the time.

Slanted reporting and outright provocations aside, several hundred thousand foreign football fans who have visited Russia, plus several hundred million television viewers throughout the world who have watched the reporting from Russia, got to see one country—an open, welcoming, beautiful, safe and prosperous one. This is a victory for Russia, and a defeat for CNN, New York Times, Washington Post and Hollywood, all of which have been straining to portray Russia as a menace. This portrayal of Russia is not entirely wrong; it all depends on their (or, rather, their owners’) intentions. Those hell-bent on world domination will have only themselves to blame: the Russians will indeed rip their heads off every single time. But those who go to Russia to kick a football around a field, or for any other peaceful purpose, and remain friendly and respectful, are sure to have a good time. The choice is theirs—and yours.


Beagle Juice said...

It's hard to believe that the Empire didn't try to stir up some trouble in Ukraine or elsewhere like it did during the Olympics held in Russia (and China).

Compound F said...

super ha's, Dmitry.

I am always pleased by your commentary.

Thus, my finally committing to Patreon.

I couldn't live honestly without your support.

we are going down, but there remains

the question of daughter populations.


Antoinetta III said...

The World Cup still has a couple of weeks to go. It might be premature to discount the Orcs from attempting some nastiness.

Rita said...

I find it rather amusing that the mainstream media attempts to portray Russia as simultaneously a social and economic basket-case that has not recovered from the 90s _and_ a terrible threat to Europe. Ohhhh--the US must stay in NATO because . . . Russia.

Rita R.

Roger said...

Thanks Dmitry for another interesting article. If you have an idle moment (I doubt that you have) you could do not do better than amuse yourself with a wonderful display of Sour Grapes by Will Gore in the Independent today - “It doesn’t matter what happens in the England World Cup match toady because Putin has already won”. https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/england-colombia-world-cup-2018-putin-russia-win-pr-a8428306.html

Roger said...

Thanks Dmitry for another interesting article. If you have an idle moment (I doubt that you have) you could do not do better than amuse yourself with a wonderful display of Sour Grapes by Will Gore in the Independent today - “It doesn’t matter what happens in the England World Cup match toady because Putin has already won”. https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/england-colombia-world-cup-2018-putin-russia-win-pr-a8428306.html

edmund said...

The beauty of football is in its unpredictability, which makes it such a delightful comment on the day and age.

David Webb said...

I was pointed to an article from a publication I have little use for, but I thought you might find it amusing.
Apparently, Russia is too white and needs to import more third-worlders so they can win more sportsball games. I’m sure it would be a great contribution to the homeland with absolutely no downside.

itsmerob said...

Regards the English fans giving nazi salutes in Stalingrad. Opposing fans sing a chant to supporters of North London team, Tottenham Hotspurs who have a large Jewish following. The lyrics to the song being. Spurs (hotspurs) are on there way to Auschwitz, Hitler is going to gas them again. The yids from Tottenham, the yids from white hart lane.(there home stadium) Not testing the boundaries as such, but rather risky song to sing considering the history of Stalingrad

MoonShadow said...

Some years ago I worked on the construction of the Paul Brown Football Stadium in Cincinnati, and I know first hand that the field is designed to host an international regulation soccer game, even though that a soccer field is significantly wider than an American football field. This would require that the first 3 rows on the East side of the field be removed with a crane, but they are designed for this purpose. American football is dying, perhaps we will see a real football team in these stadiums eventually.