Unspell is back!

That’s right, Unspell is back! Right around the time of the last presidential election in the US, the web site broke. I didn’t think that too many people cared, but I was wrong, and enough of them have nagged me to make me want to fix it, which I just did. The person who was responsible for the breakage was, of course, none other than President Donald J. Trump of the yooge button. It’s a juicy bit of gossip...

...which is why you can only read it unspelled. If you have forgotten (or, God forbid, never even learned) how to read unspelled English, this magic decoder card should get you started.

And if you have forgotten (or, God forbid, never even learned) what Unspell is, it is everything the doctor ordered: a magic bullet for the young, a way to hold Alzheimer’s at bay for the old, and a potent lifehack for everyone. It can bridge many gaps: between the undereducated and the overeducated, between written and oral culture, between accent and dialect, between graffiti and ornament...

And now, the gossip:

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